Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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