Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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