Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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