um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He told me they were just razor bumps!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
