just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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