I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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