Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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