The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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