i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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