yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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