You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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