Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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