Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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