The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
