I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
nutella sex= disaster
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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