Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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