I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
we have officially lost it.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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