Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
50% drunk capacity currently
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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