Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
That reminds me...we need to get swords
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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