bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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