i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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