It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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