so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
please don't ironically join a cult
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