; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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