I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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