Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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