Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize