I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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