we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Drunk is not a location!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize