We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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