I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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