I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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