I bet he comes in French.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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