But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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