Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...