so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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