My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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