I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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