The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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