doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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