He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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