She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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