wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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