I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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