So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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