How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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