We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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