I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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