I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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