There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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