I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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