shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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