these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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