Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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